An Evolve guide to flirting


#1

Are you a hunter? Because I want to charge at you with my love - Goliath

You’re way too far, come closer to me! - Behemoth

It’s not like I like you or anything! - Tsundere Kraken using Banshee mines

You know what’s better than one of me? Two of me! - Wraith using decoy

Add more you lovely romantic scrubs!


#2

I feel like this is more narcissistic than flirting.

Also please, keep it clean.


#3

Keeping it clean? Consider me a vaccum then :blush:


#4

Well, I’ve nothing to add to this subject; I’m terrible with such matters.


#5

I accidentally clicked here instead of the random thread thinking it was the random thread :confounded:


#6

I feel like we had a bunch of these somewhere? Anyone remember where?


#7

I barely did anything and I scarred you?

… Awesome!


#8

My old thread which I’m sure is locked down


#9

It was more just being here on accident that was surprising.

Whaaa? when did this thread get smaller? xD

derpy mcderper over here :stuck_out_tongue:


#10

Found it, been dead far too long for a lazing though


#11

Unintentional puns are the best kind of giggle.


#12

“I think you need to take things slow.” Val

“Protecting you is what I do.” Sunny


#13

#14

Must. Resist. Urge. To make a behemoh tongue joke…
Hyde: I’d strap a flamethrower to that.
Laz: Shnuggling is possible.
Crow: Uhm… … … … … Hey
Torvald: Sigh
Jack: The Jackal requires a mate


#15

This gif is on every thread now


#16

“I’ll track you down no matter where you go” - Abe
“You make my heart accelerate” -Caira
“The feelings field is ready” -Lazarus
“Gobi go” -Crow and his wingman


#17

I’m not sure if this is cute or creepy ._.


#18

If it comes from Abe I’d be scared.


#19

I think only Griffin could pull that one off, in the olde-timely romantic way.

Otherwise you have an underage kid, or two loners (in the non-derogatory sense)


#20

My friends and i reaction when caira says “faster, faster, faster”