Am I a terrible person?

#1

First off I just want to say that I, myself, am pale as a ghost… That being said, whenever I see someone really pale, the first thing that goes through my head is:

“I wonder what perk he/she gives”.

Am I a terrible person? Does anyone else do this? I can’t help myself.

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#2

As long as you do your best to try not to kill and eat them.

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#3

It’s only bad if you kill that person in an attempt to find out.

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#4

Lol. Not terrible. Just weird. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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#5

The perk it gives you is a fluffy white room to spend your time in and a new badge of a person eating an arm with blood around his mouth.

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#6

I would advise you don’t take any bath salts… just saying…

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#7

what is pale?

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#9

Nah compared to 90% of the interwebs that’s not even that bad :stuck_out_tongue:

#10

So you see yellow people?

#11

Maybe he’s watched too much TV…

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#12

I actually saw a white duck a few weeks ago and thats exactly what my first thought was.
I’m still not sure if it was an actual albino or just a rare kind of duck with white feathers :confused:

#13

Maybe you should kill them and find out.
http://www.watchgag.com/uploads/thumbs/ab55f470d-1.jpg

#14

hmmm i was expecting you to tell me that you killed your dog because it farted so you farted back at it and killed it with the smell. Your not a bad person just a lil strange :stuck_out_tongue:

#15

i always thought you shoot elch patroni at people

#16

baby don’t hurt me…

#17

…don´t hurt me, no more!

Pale is like the thing edward cullen looks like, except the glitter.

#18

I like pale chicks… and insecurities

#19

*clears throat. They’re called buffs not perks. *Drops da mic and walks away