I cracked down and bought Undertale shortly after 2K cut ties with TRS, and I haven’t been the same since. Every night, I pray to Papyrus and bleed onto my spaghetti. I stay up until 3 in the morning getting high on Undertale shitposts. When I fart, it sounds like Mettaton’s voice byte. I have developed an irrational fear of buttercups and a fetish for Cuban cigars. I will die if I don’t drink a full bottle of ketchup every 4 hours. I cannot try to solve a maze without receiving an electric shock every time I make a mistake. My dogs have begun wearing armor now for no apparent reason. One of them learned to use a sword somehow. Satan visits me in my dreams and sings a song about onions on Fridays, but not if I carve the phrase “tax exemption” into my flesh before bed.
Other than that, I’ve been playing some Smite, some For Honor, some…uh, not actually anything else, come to think of it. I wish Dauntless would drop sooner because I’m still having 4v1 monster fight withdrawals ever since I started boycotting 2K.