Abe appreciation


#1

Not gonna lie; I have a fiercly growing crush on Abe. I don’t actually play him much, in-fact, I’ve only -just- unlocked him. But I was almost instantly drawn to him in public matches in-which he was played by others.

I think his loadout in every aspect is very impressive, not to mention his dash of suav, filthy mouth, and dare I say it- the moustache and cowboy hat really tie him together into one charming, easy on the eye piece of Southern pie that I could just sink my teeth into.

Gently, at first.


#2

I see that Abe seems to…

…tickle your fancy.

buh dum tiss


#3

O_o Okay. Alright then.

Why is it that I always find myself on these kinds of threads?

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT GAMEPLAY APPRECIATION. >.<

@Major_Warrior ^.- As a wise man once said… ^.-


#4

This is the Evolve forums, since when do we actually talk about gameplay?


#5

…I really should’ve seen this coming.


#6

hey there pretty mama lemme whisper in your ear


#7

Oh lord, kill it with fire.


#8

Gasp
I should totally make Abe pick-up lines


#9

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Dun do it.


#10

Oh jeez, I just thought of one but it is VASTLY inappropriate


#11

I doubt it could be that bad. I mean, we’ve been around people like Shin and I for ages. It can’t be that bad. If you think it’s THAT bad, you can always PM it to me, because now I’m curious.

It’s like a pain inside my nose tip.


#12

His mo’ is inferior to Dorian’s from dragon age. Now THAT is a sweet mo. Abe isn’t bad though!

http://gaygamer.net/ggnet/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tumblr_neiy9qN6Kv1ryr3o1o3_1280.png