What would it be like if any of the hunters were your parents together or as parent? And who would you choose as a parent or parents if you could and why?
I’m thinking of a few hunters who would make great parent material while others not so much, for obvious reason. I’m trying to consider a few first before I make my mind.
Good single parent
Val, imagine how cool having a mom who’s a super spy who kill bad people and seduces hunky mom. Imagine agent Carter , just minus the righteous complex. Maybe Black Widow would be a better comparison.
Griffin would also be an awesome dad, sometimes I lucid dream that I’m his illegitimate son that he doesn’t know about and we’d go hunting wild beasts together with uncle Korosth. Agh… Good times…
erhm… These single parents are trying though
Cabot, sure his got one of the coolest jobs in theis part of the galaxy but that honor nonsense can be too much growing up… The lost of a mother and Cabot drifting off can cause serious teen angst complex.
On the plus side you get a humorous Rank-Rajat butler who speaks a shit ton of languages and great at math, who probably will understand you better than any human can.
Slim, PTSD man… PTSD…
Lennox does she even remembers she has you?
Initially I thought Torvald would make a great daddy, I mean loom at him. But then I realized he had Moby Dick syndrome.
Jack yeah right… I’m better off being raised by Mammoth Birds…
Bad parents together…
Hyde and Laz would make horrible parents together, the other would probably get you killed while other couldn’t care less if you died or not. So call child’s services if these are your parents and get a restraining order against them.
Maggie and Daisy, yes I want them to adopt me. Because Daisy will be a great mom, she will teach you how to become a trapjaw to be one with nature to be feared, to be free, to be sniffing monster poo… Erh ew… Maybe not so good…
Caira and Abe , being their child would probably be like being in a romcom. Their parenting skills are questionable, imagine if every time you had a splinter your mom throws a freaking grenade at you. But they really do love you and do their best despite the constant friendly bickering.
Hank and his beard, they would make great parents together. With Hank’s beard you will never go hungry what with the unlimited refrigerated space for sandwiches and Hank will always be there to shield you when you’re too dumb to dodge any ability a monster throws at you. He can even discipline you by orbitalling your behind if the situation calls for it.
I want Sunny as my momma and Parnell as my dad, imagine how cool as parents they would be. Sunny will teach you how to make cool robots and trasty cupcakes and Parnell can teach you how to become a man, learn about the war, play sports and read comics together.
Gobi and Kraken came close though, but then in realized I can’t live on bird food and salty hunter tears. And that Kraken is not a hunter… So that also means Miley is out for you @10shredder00.
Who would you guys pick and why? Which hunter(s) would you avoid?
For the single parents reading this, have this self cloaking cupcake
as a sign of our appreciation as Human beings to each other.