A conversation with my Monster player friend


#1

Him: “So, how did your day as monster go?”

Me: “Tank Kraken is the best kraken.”

Him: “Okay… Anything else?”

Me: “Stage two Wraith is the best Wraith.”

Him: “…”

Me: “Kiting Goliath is the best Goliath.”

Him: “Stop playing monster please.”


#2

Sounds like he is zombified in that conversation. How does he like it?


#3

He hates it when I troll about playing monsters differently then how they are built up to be.

But, surprisingly, he doesn’t know I won 3 out of 4 games playing tank Kraken.


#4

I laughed at this part. 10/10