50 years of Evolve, and counting


#1

I remember back in 1964 when Evolve was new… Laz and Hyde were just baby buddies and a little Goliath was all ‘rah, raaahhh’. Kraken couldn’t even fly back then…

Yeah that’s a real picture from the app XD I didn’t edit it. Strange thing was, I didn’t even play that match at all! I just went to check replays a few hours after I finished playing and… that was there.


#2

You’re excited for the launch of Evolve? Pssh, it’s so mainstream now. I’ve been playing since 1964.


#3

You played Evolve 50 years before me? Pre-Order Cancelled!


#4

Want a DeLorean to help cancel it? :stuck_out_tongue:


#5

Be quiet old timer! Or i’ll cut your pension :laughing: :older_man:
Pshh old people these days


#6

Don’t make me take out my Goliath and teach you a lesson, whippersnapper!

Does that sound… wrong? It sounds wrong I think…


#7

Well my Kraken is far bigger than your tiny Goliath! Youn-ehhh OLD grasshopper :kraken_stare: :goliath_roar:


#8

You’re just a young stage 1, fresh from your egg. I’ve evolved twice already and killed many a hunter in my day and age…


#9

But you will soon Evolve to the lesser, more decrepit old age of Stage 4 and I shall take your place by crushing your feeble bones!


#10

:open_mouth: No DeLorean for you!


#11

Whatever… I can use my Kraken powered hoverboard anyways! I don’t need no DoLorean!


#12

my hacked stage 15 behemoth will crush that DeLorean like an an an I got nothing :frowning: