2 Truths & a Lie


Wrong, number 3!!





Better Late than never…


This is the lie!


I don’t believe this one.


I’ll answer which is the lie and if you’re right tomorrow before I head to Glastonbury :smiley:


I’m guessing this one is the lie. To me it seems the least likely to happen.

Here’s mine.

  1. I have never played a Zelda game.

  2. I have never broken a bone in my body.

  3. I have only ever been abroad twice before.


1 looks suspicious too, but I’m going with this.


1 looks super suspicious but I feel like it’s tooooo suspicious so I’m gonna go with 3


My wife has never so much as sprained an ankle until this year when she cut a part of her finger off.

Still, that’s 33 years without a major injury. Pretty good!


Well, I haven’t got long before I have to head out so…

Nope! 1 was the lie. Never been stopped by the police for speeding.

When I was a very young kid I walked out onto a swimming pool cover and dropped in like a rock. It was a work social event and my dad was in the police, so mostly police people all suddenly (apparently, according to my mother) dashing to get me out.

And in both Bristol and China I’ve been stopped by police and during the conversation with them had them overly excited about the fact that I did the same uni course as their partners.


This is the lie… though I hope I’m wrong…


Hmmmm, 3???

  1. I fed a crow KFC once ouo
  2. I scared a bird so bad he pooped himself ouo
  3. I nursed a baby cardinal back to health once ovo


the obvious lie.

  1. I’m in fucking Summer School right now.
  2. I work as a Lifeguard but part time at a zoo.
  3. I threw a Lego dick at my girlfriend earlier



My mom signed me up without telling me, two weeks after it started, even though I only failed one class and I’m already 60% of the way through to completing it.

Unless… that’s a lie? Dun dun dunnnnn.


Alrighty, round 3, let’s talk about appearance.

1 I once died part of my hair blue.

2 I have an eye brow piercing.

3 I have only two (rather difficult to see scars); one on my left elbow and one on my left knee.